November 5, 2009

A Chat With Bono

  • The_Bono: hello hellaoooooowa!
  • Joe: hi
  • The_Bono: I'm Bono!
  • Joe: really
  • Joe: from U2
  • The_Bono: Yes!
  • The_Bono: From U2!
  • Joe: and the not the zombie of former senator Sonny Bono
  • The_Bono: Ah, I commonly get confused with him!
  • The_Bono: No!
  • The_Bono: I am The Bono!
  • Joe: Hmm, well The Bono, you can understand my skepticism. Can you name your famously expensive visually spectacular tour from the 90s?
  • The_Bono: I'm Bono!
  • Joe: lol
  • The_Bono: Did I mention that I am THE Bono
  • The_Bono: Because I am!
  • Joe: i believe you did mention that, yes
  • The_Bono: Awesome!
  • Joe: so THE Bono, what are you doing on Travis's computer?
  • The_Bono: Travis is a good friend of mine!
  • The_Bono: Travis loves Bono!
  • Joe: are you trying to save Africa?
  • The_Bono: I love Africa!
  • The_Bono: All those African-Americans need my help!
  • Joe: No I mean Africans...from Africa
  • The_Bono: That's what I meant! I did not make a mistake!
  • The_Bono: Bono helps those African-Americans because everyone else is too busy!
  • Joe: What about Darfur? Aren't you helping them?
  • The_Bono: Bono should be the only human being you should be worried about! Bono is the Savior of the African-Americans!
  • Joe: what are you going to do to save them?
  • The_Bono: Well, I will be singing to them, of course!
  • The_Bono: That is how I will save the world!
  • Joe: how exactly will that help?
  • The_Bono: Because I am Bono!
  • The_Bono: Everyone loves Bono!
  • The_Bono: Bono's message saves!
  • The_Bono: Therefore, everyone loves to be saved through Bono!
  • Joe: To be honest I don't think many African Americans love Bono
  • The_Bono: Your opinion is flawed because it does not agree with Bono's perfect view!
September 6, 2009
cuanimation:

davidfuternick:
Wow.  You learn something everyday.
The 24 hour news networks are going to be all over this shit!

An they wonder why the world hates us. No one takes in to account Iran and North Korea’s outright hatred of Cake and last years attemped terroist attack on 2008’s TLC Ultimate Cake Off

cuanimation:

davidfuternick:

Wow.  You learn something everyday.

The 24 hour news networks are going to be all over this shit!

An they wonder why the world hates us. No one takes in to account Iran and North Korea’s outright hatred of Cake and last years attemped terroist attack on 2008’s TLC Ultimate Cake Off

August 15, 2009

I've given in

I’ve given in to media peer presure and joined Twitter. To be honest I’ve gotten kind of addicted. I have a friend who I just text random shit to to make him laugh or annoy the hell out of him. Twitter is like that, but on a wider scale. Follow me http://twitter.com/enterthejoe

June 26, 2009

I don't want to sound racist

My girlfriend dragged me to a candle light vidgual.. visual… vigul?…. Death pep rally for Michael Jackson. It was in the bad part of the neighborhood, of the bad part of town, of the bad part of the city. Great place to have a gathering I would say.

It was hosted by the local Dallas Urban radio station K104. Needless to say there were a lot of black people. Now I have always had an open mind about all races and never buy in to stereotypes, but this event was… well let me continue the story.

First thing I saw when I pulled in to the parking lot was a guy trying to sell his rap cd. Right off to a great start. When we got the front there was a DJ talking on the mic about how much “we all miss Michael”. As he was talking a woman in super short jean shorts walked by carrying a tiki torch and said “I don’t know who the fuck Michael Jackson is, I just wanna carry this fire stick.”…..ok

The DJ gave the mic to a few people and let then talk about what Michael meant to them. The first two guys I had no idea what they were saying. The third woman said this: “Ok yall, Michael was great. And yall gotta remember that song… that he did….whats that song? (pauses for about a full minute) whats that song….uhh….uh, You Gotta Work for That Money…yeah”. I’m not the biggest Michael Jackson fan, but I’ve never heard of that song.

Next the DJ said “Ok, Now our next speaker is only 11 years old”. Before the girl could speak, A FUCKING FIGHT BROKE OUT! Two fat chicks just started swinging on each other (I can only imagine that one of them took offense to the little girl speaking) and the crowd scattered.

After that I left. I’m so glad I know so many black people not like that. Otherwise who knows.

June 22, 2009
I just noticed something today.

I just noticed something today.

June 21, 2009
cuanimation:

Make your summer complete.



You know what they say: If you want something let it go, if it comes back and it’s only $5 bucks, go ahead and buy it. What the fuck is 5 bucks anyway, its like a cheap fast food meal. I got one of each. Buy em’

cuanimation:

Make your summer complete.
You know what they say: If you want something let it go, if it comes back and it’s only $5 bucks, go ahead and buy it. What the fuck is 5 bucks anyway, its like a cheap fast food meal. I got one of each. Buy em’
May 11, 2009
What I’m Working On

Post card design for a client

What I’m Working On

Post card design for a client

May 8, 2009
7 Minute Sketches
She tells me what to draw, I do my best
Todays theme
“An Asian genie coming out of a house lamp”

7 Minute Sketches
She tells me what to draw, I do my best
Todays theme
“An Asian genie coming out of a house lamp”

What I didn’t like about X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Not Enough Deadpool!

What I didn’t like about X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Not Enough Deadpool!

May 7, 2009
I really hated Paul Blart

I really hated Paul Blart